nahwolves:

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

No one tell her

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3 days ago

Am i allowed to hate pop 101 because I kinda do

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3 days ago

theflyingfuckshow:

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

you’re a genius

(via theres-only-1-you)

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6 days ago

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

(via nahwolves)

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6 days ago

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

(via cotton-candy-heartt)

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